Join us to become an official Tear Hunter!
The only ambassador program that literally turns liberal outrage into cold, hard cash.
Here’s everything you need to know to start earning right away.
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How You Make Money:
You can earn commission on physical sales and digital participation.
Physical sales: Every bottle you sell for Tears of the Left™️ through your affiliate link = Earns you 1 tear.
Digital Participation:
Each retweet = Earns you 1 tear. (Retweets count ONLY if you’re sharing our official posts showcasing the tears we’ve collected). Maximum 2-3 retweets per day so the salt stays classy, not spammy.
Each original tweet, TikTok, reel, or meme you create about us = Earns you 2 tears. (Must be approved)
Commission: Each Tear is worth 2 USD (that’s 3.3% of the $59.99 bottle price - because capitalism is beautiful)
End of the month, the system calculates the physical sales and pay you and you invoice us the digital participation commission earned and We pay you (please attach screenshots).
Simple.
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IMPORTANT:
For digital participation tears and while we try and automate the system, you must send us a screenshot showing your post, the date, and the platform. No screenshots, no payout. We’re stricter than a MAGA grandma moderating a school board meeting.
We believe every meltdown deserves a profit margin. Collect your cash. And maybe save it for your next gas bill.
So if you’re ready to stir the pot, own the libs, and cash in while you’re at it…
Log in, copy your code, and make your first post within the next 24 hours.
The sooner you start, the faster the tears and cash flows.
Let's keep the salt flowing,
The TOTL Team
